Inky requested a tour

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Montie the Monstrosity: Welcome to Saltu City!
Inkmatas: Wow! This place sure is big.
Montie: We'll start our tour at Saltu Royal Palace.
*They walk up to the palace*
Inky: I love the architecture!
Montie: Yeah, that's traditional Dirkalf design there. Golden domes on sandstone buildings. Oh, right over there are the Government buildings.
Inky: Shall we move on?
Montie: Sure. Next up is the Prime Minister's Palace!

Inky: Who's the Prime Minister?
Candystripe *walking out of the palace*: Ah, I just love the jungle air of Saltu! Oh, hi Montie! Who's this?
Inky: Candystripe's the Prime Minister?! You've gotta be kidding me.
Candystripe: I heard that! and anyways, I prefer "Prime Minister Sanchez." Get it right.
*Inky facepalms*
Montie: Uh, maybe we should move on. I can show you the city gates next.
*They walk to the gates*

Inky: They sure are magnificent!
*Awenasa slithers through the gates*
Awenasa: Greetings. Is this Saltu City?
Montie: Yep
Awen: Good. I must speak to Supreme General Dorado about something important.
*Captain Shade appears*
Captain Shade: Newcomer! I am Captain of the Guard, and I'm afraid I'll have to see some ID before you can enter.
Montie: It's alright, I can vouch for her.
Shade: Alright. Very well then. Shall I escort you to the Defense Council Building? Arianna is likely to be there.
Awen: Sure.
Inky: We were just about to go there now.
Montie: Excellent! We'll go with you guys.

*They approach the Defense Council Building*
Inky: This place looks very grand indeed!
*Captain Dorado walks out*
Captain Arianna Dorado: Hola, friends. Why are you here at this hour?
Montie: I'm giving this Inkling here a tour.
Inky: Did you seriously just call me "this Inkling?"
Shade: This... snake?
Awen: Uktena warrior.
Shade: ... whatever, would like to see you.
Arianna: Alright then. Shade, escort her inside and we can talk.
*Arianna, Awenasa, and Captain Shade go inside*
Inky: What's next on the tour?
Montie: That would be the Army Reserve Vehicle Yard.

*Inky and Montie walk up to the Army Reserve Yard, where Commander Davids is putting a chain across the gate*
Commander Trevor Davids: Sorry guys. You can't come in here right now.
Inky: Why not?
Trevor: We're doing some weapons tests with various elements.
Montie: Alright, let's get moving. The Military Hangar is next.
*Montie and Inky walk into the hangar*
Inky: Whoa... this place is ginormous!
Montie: I know. It has to be in order to fit 70 foot-long Dirkalf Command Ships.
*Gingerbread Man and Major Singh walk up to them*
Gingerbread Man: Hello there, Inkmatas. Enjoying the tour so far?
Inky: Yeah. Thanks for inviting me.
G-Man: Always welcome!
Major Kazuo Singh: We're about to test some new ships. Wanna see?
Inky: Sure I would!
Kazuo: Sweet! I can take you back home in one, maybe.
*Jonathan runs up to Montie*
Jonathan Stantz: Hey Montie! Ready for another game of Minecraft?
Montie: Heck yeah!
*Inky raises an eyebrow at her*
Montie: Er, I mean... man, why do I have to look after this little stinker all the time? It's totally too much responsibility, amirite?
*Inky shakes her head as she, Kazuo, and G-Man climb into a Dirkalf Ship*
Montie: Alright! So, how's the skyscraper coming?
Jonathan: I was actually waiting for you to come help with it...

END OF THE TOUR

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