I hereby announce
that I am resigning
from my position of
IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS
President
upon learning
IncogBritMormonGuy
won't be allowed back in
so we can proceed
with our plans to clone
Mein 'Half Nads' Fuerher Dolphy
and make this a safe space for
Emo Überstenschen who
lack friends and viable hobbies