I'm considering just not touching the internet anymore.

your so funny. a cat got f**king mangled in a blender and had to survive and suffer

I'm fairly certain that cat is definitely NOT alive.

I read the article and it said it was left alive

Well then, I apologize, and feel god awful for that cat.

good to see you apologized. I will give you a follower

like please shut the fuсk up
you're not helping at all

Never too late for plan 2, eh?

your so called parents will try to make you stay away from any pets

...My pets are dead.

I will still say "mmm cat paste" so sure.
Go ahead.

What marks the value of a single life?
You kill and eat animals every day by consuming beef, what makes this one any different?
Because we like it because it's physically appealing?
That makes even less sense.
I agree, yes, it's a terribly awful thing to do to an animal, but you EAT animals.
So tell me truthfully. What makes this one any different?

Okay.
God, I feel like I'm talking to a toddler.
If you. Stop. Eating. Meat.
What happens?
Less. Animals. Die.
Because LESS people, are eating. Meat.

I didn't say you should.
I certainly don't.

https://i.imgflip.com/7kowj2.gif

Oh.
My.
God.
Please.
It's not that deep.

"it's not that deep" could be taken out of context.

It very much could be.

I said beef.
I meant meat in general.

ahh~ tell me to chill harder~~ harder daddy~~ ahhh~~ hah~~ i-i'm gonna c-cum~~~ ahh~~ kyahh~~ ahh~~ hah~~ (heads again)

That's a fair answer

Oh nah I'm in class.
What the heck.

(dag nabbit, heads again)
ahh~~ say what the heck again~~ ahh~~ it turns me on~~ ahh~~ hahhH~~ im cum-cumming~~ ahh~~ kyah~~~ ah~

I-
Why?!
Why is this needed?

because the coin landed on heads.

I disagree.
You never had a bond with that cat, so your logic no longer makes sense.
Try again.

No, I can agree.
I can agree with all of that, actually.

ahh~~ yes~~ ahh~~ hahh~~ agree harder~~ daddy~~ ahh~~~~ yes~~

AH EH AYO CHILL NO NO NO NO NO

Lmao "Agree harder"

im sorry the coin landed on heads
heads is gay ass response
tails is a paragraph written out

No, I agree that it's awful what happened to that cat.
But, that shouldn't traumatize you.
And you're talking about empathy, and you're just feeling your own emotions.

Dude.
Everything to me currently is funny.
My parents are trying to get divorced.
Yeah, commenting "mmm cat paste" sounds absolutely hilarious to me.

All are valid, except for one thing.
Didn't ask.

yeah because who asked for your opinion?

Who asked yours?

Ah.
Okie dokie then.
Well, see ya next time then.