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HANDIE VS PIXER; WOW THIS ONES LONG | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Pixer is a [N/A] year old Pixel who uses magic to fight, as long as he has his Pixelite Crystal in his Amulet. He will be forced to fight Handie, who is a 25 year old beaver who enjoys watching things burn and is very power hungry, and his tail can block almost anything. They have to kill each other to move on to the next round on this tournament. Pixer would rather just use magic, but he's not sure about that strategy because it might get him killed if they fail to defeat Handie.
"I'm going to win," Handie said confidently while holding up an axe. "The winner of this battle gets to go straight into the next round."
Pixer looked at him nervously. He didn't want to die from being hit by one of those weapons. However, he knew that he had nothing else to lose. If he doesn't win against Handie, then he'll be eliminated forever.
"Alright," Pixer said with a determined look on his face. "Let's do this!"
Handie nodded back to him in agreement, and both of them began their combat training. Pixer summoned some fireballs to attack Handie, but the beaver easily blocked them all with his Axe, which was a fiery red. Then, he tried blocking them with his tails, but Handie quickly dodged them all.
After a few minutes of practice, Pixer finally realized that there wasn't much he could do without using his magic. So, he used what he knew best: Fire magic! He started to summon some flames from the ground and aimed them at Handie, but the beaver quickly dodged the flame by using his tail.
"Well, I see you know how to use your magic," Handie noted. "But that won't save you."
Pixer frowned and readied himself for another attack. He wanted to try attacking with his physical abilities instead, since his magic seemed to be ineffective against Handie. While preparing himself, the beaver noticed that Pixer was sweating heavily. Was he getting tired? Maybe so.
"You don't seem strong enough to me," Handie stated. "So, why don't we just end this?"
Pixer gulped. The thought of losing was terrifying, but he knew that he couldn't give up now. If he gives up, then he'll never be able to prove himself, even though he's already proven himself once before. So, he decided to stay strong until he wins or dies.
"I don't think so!" Pixer shouted back at Handie, who smirked at him.
That gave Pixer the motivation that he needed to finish this fight. He summoned some more flames and shot them towards Handie, who dived out of the way, but not before his Axe got scorched. He was surprised that Handie
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Wait, who won?
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oh wait lol it didn't copy all of it
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It is long
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One time someone pasted the bee movie script
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I know
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"Now, it's my turn to beat you down!" Handie exclaimed.
Pixer was surprised by how confident Handie sounded. But he still remained focused on destroying him. He summoned some more fireballs and fired them at Handie's feet, but the beaver easily jumped over them and used his tail to block them.
"What are you doing?!" Pixer yelled. "Those were meant to destroy you!"
"They're working right now," Handie replied.
Pixer was confused by that statement, but he kept firing the flames anyways. After a minute of fireballs being shot at Handie, he finally stopped them with his tail.
"So, have you learned your lesson?" Handie asked. "Not only do I have fire powers, but also I can block your fireballs with ease!"
"Yeah, I'm not giving up!" Pixer answered, grinning from ear to ear. Handie then throws his axe and it hits Pixer in the head. The pain is excruciating and he starts to bleed profusely. He gritted his teeth and glared at Handie.
"You can't keep this up forever, kiddo!" Handie said. "I mean, I will probably kill you, but you'll definitely die eventually. Just know that you lost this fight."
"Oh yeah?" Pixer said. "Then how did you survive my last attack when you got hit by it?"
"Because you didn't actually hit me," Handie answered with a grin. "You just tricked me into thinking that you hit me so that I wouldn't dodge."
"Liar!" Pixer said angrily. "I got you!"
"No, you didn't," Handie replied. "All you did was fire that fireball at my leg."
"Yes, I did!" Pixer insisted.
"And, yes, I jumped over it because it was your last shot," Handie explained as Pixer bleeds profusely from his wound. "But that doesn't mean that you actually hit me. Now, you're the one bleeding out, kid."
Pixer gritted his teeth and ignored the pain, knowing that he couldn't give up now. He summoned more flames and shot them at Handie, who dodged them by jumping away.
"I know you're trying to trick me again, but it won't work!" Handie said. "If you really wanted to, then you should've done this earlier!"
Pixer then summoned a huge flame and shot it at Handie, who managed to dodge it. However, the beaver was still left wounded. His wounds were clearly visible now.
"Alright, handie!" Pixer shouted. "Let's do this!"
He then summoned a large amount of flames and fired them at Handie, but the beaver dodged them all.
"I can't believe you're still alive!" Handie exclaimed. "You should be dead by now!"
Pixer then summoned a smaller flame and shot it at Handie, who was dodging it. But then Pixer got an
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idea after seeing how Handie was dodging his attacks. He summoned a bigger flame and shot it at Handie, but he once again avoided it.
"That's cheating!" Handie said. "That's not fair!"
Pixer says nothing but throws Candies own axe at him and it hits him in the chest. He was about to die, but then he suddenly hears a voice in his head.
"Don't worry about this battle, Pixer. You won," it said.
Pixer was shocked when he heard that voice. It was someone he knows: his friend, Fandango. He then looked at Handie, who was glaring at him. The beaver then turns his attention back to the voice.
"Thank you," Pixer said. "You helped me win this fight."
"Of course I did," Fandango replied. "Now, go on to the next round. I'll see you there."
Pixer smirks as he pulls the axe out of Handie, killing him.
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Big W for Pixer
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nah fandango won
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Well handies dead so I count it as a win for Pix
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I didn’t bother reading all it i just went immediately to the end
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I know it’s sad
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But isn’t getting help from someone else against the rules
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Well technically he didn’t help he just talked to him
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HANDIE VS PIXER; WOW THIS ONES LONG