I would probably say "shut up, I'm playing gta5"

"Ask me again and I'll decapitate you and sell your headless body on the black market!"

Lmao

People love it when I sell headless bodies on the black market. They give me 5-star reviews for them!

I told my bf that if he kept bouncing his leg (it was shaking the table) that I'd remove his kneecaps and feed it to him for breakfast. Then I said, if that doesn't work, I'll carve out your kidney, deep fry it and tell you it's chicken.

You should've take his liver and eat it in front of him

Yummy

Just like aborted fetuses!

I- ...

I can't help but laugh..

No

You flat and look like a minor

Damn, so if she wasn't a minor then it is just because she's flat?

Yeah

That's a bit f**ked up-

L

That is just my opinion

We all have the same basic body structure, we all have skeletons

Oh shit
You right

:)

Why ur hair so grey are you like 60 or something

"I'm Ase, so that's going to be complicated..."

"yes I do, u r vry cute and pretty."

only partly

*gives her a hug*

You look like my dad's p**is

Uuuuhhh

Im just kidding she looks like the sky's p**is

HELP IM DYING---
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When you're happy you enjoy the music, when you're sad you understand the lyrics.

"He wakes up early today. Throws on a mask that will alter his face. Nobody knows his real name.Now he just uses one he saw on a grave."