he will give it back if you ask

???: Can you hand me a power pearl

did you own it before i stole it

???: Why does that matter

bob: because do you really think i would give these out like candy to children

???: Because your chaotic attitude would do that

bob: im not that stupid what made you think that

*The person bob was talking to was gone*

Reddit Cam: What the f**k was that all about?

BANE: ill take the red one

bob: were you the original owner of it?

bane: yep

bob: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Traveler: Would it be nice for you to give back to the Collector the Core of Reality and the Pearl of Time? Those two together are dangerous

Bob: I threw them into the void

*the very fabric of reality starts shattering*
The Traveler: What have you done

Bob: a lot

Reddit Cam basically has his crystal of health, and he's off-site, so he won.

bob has that too

*A red dot suddenly appears on Bob's head.*

bob: hehe

bob: im in danger

*Millions suddenly appear on Bob's head.*

bob: good thing that didnt exist and that i am dead for the next 3 seconds

*Gunfire goes everywhere, multiple people in Kevlar take the box one after another, but die to someone else.*

bob: ha im back and i have the box over here with all of the things still inside

*Someone grabs the box and runs for the hills, many other people follow behind, some shooting at the guy.*

bob: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID [world narrator]! FCK YOU. (disappears)

*But you don't actually disappear... Your abilities are gone out here.*

bob: good thing the real box was in my inventory the whole time fck you [world narrator]

*The box is removed from your inventory, I am the stage runner here, not you.*

bob: (comes back and takes the box with him)

*The box is gone, and multiple corpses lie around the area.*

bob: i like the cold ive been cold my whole life

*Snowmobiles and dirt bikes slowly approach, your abilities are still disabled here, so best hope for a miracle.*

bob: FCK YOU [world narrator] THE MULTIVERSE WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT YOU

(Jokes on you, you're gonna die.)

bob: i dont care for [world narrator]'s feelings

bob: (does fourth wall slap)

(Guess what dumbass? Now its cold.)
*suddenly, the sand becomes snow.*
(Have fun you f**king gumball.)
*Narrator Cam leaves his audio booth.*

bob: not this time (disappears)

*You appear to be in a desert, or, in other words: The mid-web. Abilities do not work out here.*

bob: (disappears anyway)

(Aight, f**k you.)
*The box was left behind, non-negotiable.*

bob: ok im back and yes i still have the box

everyone is confused

*A red laser dot appears on your head, as everyone else draws their guns and aims at you.*

bob: wrong box idiot

*Everyone looks at you, you can see their uniforms are completely different from one another. Then the actual box was swiped from you.*

bob: (getting farther away) i still have the box loooooool

*You are tackled and beaten up by a Mercenary.*

bob: hah lol wrong box anyways imma call the collector now

*You get shot up.*

Fat Cat: Can I has Nubix cube back?

Bob: no

Fat Cat Ultra: ... *loads M1 Grand*

Bob: darthticera told me to throw all the other crystals into the void

Fcu: you fool... you will kill the entire universe! the Nubix cube will not and CANNOT be mixed w/ other crystals!

Bob: well nothing bad happened the past hour so whatever