YouTube; You log in; You make a video; It is glitchy; Your ping is 13.8 billion years; Everything is black; You turn it off; You open your PC up; It shows all the scary logos in the world; You scream; The computer is black; An image of Deh (RALR) with Er (RALR)'s bones appears; Deh is real; You think about Deh; You get banned; A file called Ralrdeh.exe appears; IT FREEZES; A BLACK SCREEN APPEARS; AN ANTI PIRACY SCREEN SHOWS UP; YOU HAVE 1 CHANCE TO TURN THE PC OFF; THE FBI COMES; THEY ARREST YOU AND YOU HAVE TO PAY A FINE OF $250,000; YOU GET EXECUTED BY THE WORST KIND OF EXECUTION METHOD