His excuse? It was only 10 minutes of his life. He will have "525,600 minutes," times 4 1/2 to think about that.

MAR-A-LAGO MARTYR OF THE DAY JEFFREY SCOTT BROWN; THEN: THIS FAN OF CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALEX JONES TOOK A CAN OF STOLEN POLICE MACE AND SPRAYED IT IN COPS' FACES. NOW: ANOTHER MAGA EXTREMIST GETS PRISON TIME. HE IS SENTENCED TO 54-MONTHS.