Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for the ultimate rap battle! In the red corner, weighing in at a year old and ready to drop some bars, we have the toddler! And in the blue corner, coming in hot and ready to spit some fire, we have the Pitbull! Let's get ready to rumble!"
Toddler Verse 1:
I may be young, but I've got flow
You're just a dog, a fact you know
You bark and growl, but you can't rap
I'll leave you in the dust, in my little baby trap
Pitbull Verse 1:
You may be small, but don't get it twisted
I'll leave you in the dirt, you'll be so twisted
You can't even talk, just babble and goo
I'll make you cry, leave you feeling so blue
Toddler Verse 2:
You think you're tough, but I'm not impressed
I'll put you in your place, show who's the best
You'll bark and bark, but can't back it up
I'll leave you in my dust, chug my sippy cup
Pitbull Verse 2:
You're just a baby, couldn't handle my bite
I'll leave you crying, calling for your mom tonight
You drool and crawl, while I strut and walk
I'll leave you in a daze, you're just baby talk
Toddler Verse 3:
You're getting mad, but it's okay
You're just a dog, you're in my play
I'll put you in my toy box, forget about you
You're just a Pitbull, nothing new
Pitbull Verse 3:
You may have won this little battle
But in the end, you're just a baby who rattles
I'm a Pitbull, tough and strong
You're just a little baby who does no wrong
Final insult:
So go ahead baby, crawl away
I'll always be tough, and always play
You're just a toddler, doesn't mean much
I'm a Pitbull, and that's the final touch!
