Mwehehehehe why am I doing this-

If this don't work idk what will

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Hello sir or madam.
(Deep and reverential bow for dramatic effect)

Truly am I thrilled to say such secrets. Your name does seem apt, as your eyes must be as a void would, and I am glad to be sucked in by your beauteous gaze. A void in myself is perhaps not so empty at this opportunity to truly to confess to a wondrous and interesting being such as yourself.

Okay!

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Huzzah!

A simple response is but enough for me, fair being. Even disapproval coming from one such as yourself would be enough to humble and yet embarrass me beyond repairing. I thank you for your acknowledgment.

Take care of yourself, you deserve any of the like you recieve.

Mhm!

(Insert flustered, chivalrous stutter here)

Uhm.....you okay?

But of course, I merely must uphold the gentlemanly persona I have thrust apon myself, I do humbly apologize for anything, fair... maiden?

Yep

My humblest apologies madam.

Apology accepted

Acknowledgement appreciated Indeed.

I can't make hot ppl blush, sorry 🙃

Sucked dick on accident

💀 Ain't no way

I'm sorry

D...did you just call me hot-

Oh, you're hot and smart 😄
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Yippee!

And now I don't know what to say lol-

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Okay

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This

idk if this will work I just honestly went through my files

Dredge

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haha funny fishing game where you catch eldritch horrors