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There was a new food product in town, and it was all the rage among middle schoolers. The pork balls were a delicious snack that everyone was obsessed with. Drew Crawford, Laura Anderson, Logan Weaver, and Miranda Mendoza were some of the biggest fans of the new snack. They would eat them during lunch, after school, and even during class.
But there was one middle schooler who didn't join in on the craze. Naomi Friedman didn't eat the pork balls because of her kosher diet. She felt left out and wished there was a snack that she could enjoy as much as her classmates enjoyed their beloved pork balls.
One day, during lunch, something strange happened. Drew, Laura, Logan, and Miranda all started acting strange. They became pale and their movements were sluggish. Before Naomi knew it, they started chasing after her, their mouths drooling and their eyes bloodshot.
Naomi was scared and didn't know what to do. She ran out of the lunchroom and into the hallway where she saw other students acting the same way. It was then that Naomi realized that the pork balls had a seasoning that turned all the middle schoolers into zombies.
Naomi knew that she had to find a way to turn her classmates back into humans. She remembered something her grandmother had told her about the power of kosher food. She quickly ran to the school's kitchen and grabbed a jar of kosher salt.
She sprinkled the salt over the pork balls and gave them to her classmates. Within minutes, they started to transform back into their human selves. Naomi had saved the day!
The news of Naomi's heroic act spread quickly, and soon she became a hero among her classmates. The school even started offering kosher snacks for students like Naomi who couldn't eat the pork balls.
From that day on, Naomi learned that being different wasn't always a bad thing. In fact, sometimes it could even save the day. And as for the pork balls, they were banned from the school cafeteria, never to be seen again.
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