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sex 👍

Alone. I had always been alone, and not much would or could change that. When asked about the topic of sex, I would always just shrug or make some idiotic joke. But reminiscing on my life, I realized could very well go my whole life without having sex. I mean, getting past all of the pleasure incentives, isn't part of the point of life to breed and propagate the species? I could go my life without any of that.

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The hollow knight (this guy)

Have I succeeded?
Such a tortured existence I've lived from that day...
I can't think anymore.
There's nothing left of me to destroy...
This brief moment of clarity won't last long.

One of my kind has walked in.
I can't...
I won't..
...
I need to end it.

That is actually pretty good

I have done add ons to the story:

He seems to have.. released me from the chains I have been confined into
…
I must destroy him
…
I need to end it all

hitler having a dance battle against saddam hussein

Terrible job supershit!
How'd ya f**k that one up that badly?
Freddy stop being mean to me. I am like 12 (Not real age, just part of the meme)
I'M REALLY F**KING TRYING GREGORY
BUT WILLIAM AFTON INSTALLED BONZI BUDDY INTO MY HARD DRIVE

"I'm trying, Gregory. William decoded to install spyware onto my hard drive. I can't do much to help you, I'm sorry.."

*decided

I think he's coming for me, answer the phone.
I can't explain until we're all alone.
It pulls the strings and makes them ring.
Until your heart starts breaking up.
I think he's coming for me, [[think he's coming for me]], answer the phone. [[answer the phone.]]
I can't explain until we're all alone.
It pulls the strings, it pulls the strings,
I'll tell you what you [[BIG SHOT!]]

KRIS ! !
LOOK AT ME, YOU [Little Sponge]!
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE A [[Big Shot]]
BUT
BUT!
YOU HAD TO GO AND BUY THE [Ring]
THE [Ring] THAT MAKES THE STRINGS GO [Ring]
YOU WENT AND KNOCKED SOME [[[Sense of peace]]] INTO THAT OLD HAG! ! !
...
I WOULD BE SO PROUD.
BUT KRIS. . .
WHAT GOOD IS A RULER WITHOUT A [World wide web]?????
SO BEFORE I FIND [MIKE]
BEFORE I FIND THE MAN WHO PULLED MY MIND
Can anyone hear me?
Help...
I NEED TO STOP YOUR [[[m m m m m mania]]]!

As I recovered from the blow, I dimly realized that he was laughing at me. 11 shots to the stomach and a baseball bat the the chest...and he was laughing. If I was able to move, I would gave throttled the bastard.

I prayed that Medic would find me soon.

Top Gear

The gear was just at the top. All I needed to do was climb fifteen feet and reattach a belt. Simple. The only issue? If I fell, it might me a LOT more than fifteen feet. I took a deep breath, and began my ascent.

Linear particle accelerators

The particle accelerator loomed into the darkness from both sides. I felt like an ant, crawling along the ground of an apartment. "Just reconnect the wires, Kairi"
Suddenly, an incredibly loud roar echoed through the cylinder. "Did they not log that I was in here??" I was horrified. I was about to be torn apart, or vaporized, or- BOOM!

-or get a mild headache?

That’s pretty cool

ludwig von koopa

I looked to my employer Bowser with amazement. "Me? Third in line for control?" Bowser looked at me contemptuously. "That's right. I'm putting you in charge if Junior or myself get into trouble. For now, just try to take care of those plumbers." I stammered in amazement. I had never been placed into a position of power. My brothers and I were always bottom-rung mercenaries. Bowser looked back before speaking. "And take care of your brothers, will you?"

sex with ludwig von koopa

kys

pwease 🥺🥺

Please visit your therapist

coems🤑

whar?

Wtf-

arent you 8? shut up

you're the one crying if you're actively bullying someone who didnt do SHIT to you

Even Rick Astley couldn’t stop you from crying lmao

this look like crying to you?

You look like you are on the verge of crying LMAO

ok

I like pizza tower

I like pizza tower. It's a fun platformer, and reminds me of thise old Wario games onthe snes. The story is goofy without being stupid, and the bosses are quite unique. 10/10 game, would recommend.

The dog stared at me sideways. I looked at the ball cap next to it, and realized that the picture on it was off. Instead of the cat-like silhouette, there was something like a dog. The same dog that stared at me with those deep brown eyes.
"Did you do this?"