This happened to me today. I have a girlfriend.

straight friends: stop shipping us
lesbian romance: START shipping us
gays: how did you know we were dating that fast

meanwhile, the asexuals: ..what?

And they think it's adorable when two 4 year olds "get married" but will be all "YOU CAN'T DECIDE YOUR SEXUALITY THIS YOUNG" when someone says they like their same gender :\

Four year olds: *become friends with the opposite gender*
Homophobic/heteronormative/Christian parents: AW! So cute! They're going to get married one day!

15 year old: Hey mom and dad, I'm gay.
Homophobic/Christian parents: It's just a phase! You're too young to decide your sexuality!

Ikr

Ikr! >:(

true

It's just like:
Me: *speaks a single word to my male friend*
People: OmG yOu GuYs ArE dAtInG
Me: *proceeds to make out with my girlfriend*
People: They're just friends

my mom thinks im straight af but i love women but women don't like me :)

My grandmother thinks I'm straight and keeps asking me if I've found a cute boy yet

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LIKE
UGHHHHH

I was sitting on the bus this morning with my friend and this girl in front of us turns around and is like "oh em geeeeee you two are such a cute couple!!!!!"
i'm just nice to the people I like and affectionate to my friends bro stfu 🥲

And that’s why my social anxiety kicks in whenever a girl even looks at me.