interaction that just happened
mom tells me there is a guy (probably on massive amounts of crystal meth) who has been going around our apartment complex to check of doors are unlocked. if the door is locked, he knocks, and when it’s open, he flashes whoever is behind it. and then i ask for water. mom says it’s in the car. and i have to get it. normally our car is parked pretty close to our apartment
but my mom traded cars with her bf’s mom since she doesn’t drive anymore and hers isn’t falling apart like ours so it’s all the way in a visitor spot
so i go upstairs to grab my bf so we can do the buddy system because it’s almost nine
and his mom asks “do you want a shank”
and i said “i already have one” and showed her my keychain shank with the trans flag on it
so me and bf go on our way
and then we realize
the car is not there
so we’re like “mom’s a f**kin liar” and go home
and then i tell mom it’s not there
and she says “SHIT”
after a while she says “you’re sure it wasn’t there. in the parking spaces. the visitor ones. by the dumpsters near the preschool”
and i said “there are visitor spaces by the preschool?”
and she got pissed, left, came back with 2 bottles of water, and then lectured me about how it’s my fault
like
i didn’t know, and you weren’t that specific earlier
but there is mud all over my feet because i wasn’t wearing shoes and it was dark and the mud collects in the low spaces of the sidewalk
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