it is for bob only and if you wanted to steal it you dont want to find out what happens

Did you sell the Furry Gun to Nom Nom?

no I sold it to you

Collector: *snatches it*

Not. Again.

Don't make me use this on you.

bob: sad anyway i said it was not for sale its just for msmg since they're annoying me too much

Collector: *inhale*

Ok. Fine. Take it.

Msmg deserves that chaos.

bob: oh yea you have gloves right

bob: i coated it with furry juice in case someone stole it

Collector: I assume you made yourself immune to it so that you can touch it.

Huh, it's weird seeing you think ahead for once.

bob: look if you didn't have gloves then it will be 3 hours until you become a furry

bob: but i assume you just had a tiny little force thingy or something between your hand and my machine so horray

Bob: right?

Lament: "Did you just....make another furry gun? You know nom-nom doesn't want one of those in play. Too dangerous."

Bob: I made a better one that prevents dodging also (shoots improved furry gun at you)

Lament: *slices the blast in half* "Hey! I'm just saying! No need to get rude!"

you can’t do that

no seriously you can’t do that Bob made it undodgable which also includes cutting

Lament: "I can do a lot of things that you don't know."
*teleports using patience and appears behind Bob*
"Like that, for instance. Things like this make me and Nom nom able to stop bad things before they happen. Take one more shot, and I swear you won't use that thing again."

hold it with your hands I dare you to

this isn’t even bob saying it it is me

*me wearing gloves also because thats LITTERALLY THE WHOLE CHARACTER DESIGN.* "well. Its probably unstable at this point int time."

Bob: mhm

Lament: "Sorry buddy, but you shot first." *pulls out a blaster of his own making and blasts the gun out of his hands* "I would think twice before picking that back up. I may have ruptured something."

Bob: pick up the furry gun I give it to you (hides something behind back)

What. A piece of air. waht.

Bob: for only $9.99!

I Ain't touching that crap

Bob: here have a piece of air

*drops it*
Lament: "Probably a good idea."

Bob: pick it up with your bare hands will turn you into a furry in 3 hours because of the furry juice I put on it TOTALLY ON PURPOSE. It’s kinda why I’m wearing gloves