I have super strengh

You're required to go to therapy.

I need that. damn, this was a win-win.

but you have mental retardation

i can summon the among us impostor at 3am to fight robbers and stuff

I can teleport anywhere

but it's completely random

the ability to reply to my own comment

but, you also have infinite rizz

I can read minds

but it's only a horny person's mind

💀

i can control life and health for myself and others (meaning i can make myself immortal and unharmable) and can do it to others
i can give people abilities

but you just give people insane levels of horniness

bro i wouldn’t even use that
don’t want to encourage any D wodrs or FFA

you can only give abilities to those you dislike

Lol