Why was 6 scared? Because 7 ate 9? No, 7 never ate 9. In fact, 7 never even knew 9. Your see, once, 6 and 7 went on a camping trip together, and 7 one-ted two bring three knives four sur-five-al. And six knew that seven secretly h-eight-ed him, and that he had no be-nine in-ten-tions