The deep, dark LitRPG icerberg

"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS JASON ASANO IS ANNOYING?"; "RECOMMEND ME A LITRPG LIKE CRADLE??"; "I ONLY READ THE BEST OF THE BEST STORIES, NONE OF THAT GARBAGE WISH FULFILMENT NONSENSE." (IS A BEGINNING AFTER THE END READER). MOSES NEEDED NINE PLAGUES TO BRING DOWN EGYPT. TO /R/LITRPG, HE ONLY NEEDED TO BRING HAREM LITRPG. MELASD, KING OF AUTHOR SHOUTOUTS (AND SHITPOSTS); "SOLO LEVELLING IS THE BEST LITRPG!"; HOLY RUSSIAN LITRPG FASCIST AND MISOGYNIST BATMAN; AUTHORS WHO STARTED WRITING LITRPG AFTER FAILING AT WORLD OF WARCRAFT; SPELLBLADES, SPELLBLADES EVERYWHERE; TRAVIS BALDREE'S VOICE SUBSIDIZING BAD STORIES; KOREA MC HAS GOTTA SAVE HIS SICK MOM AND GENOCIDE JAPAN ALONG THE WAY! DOTF AND HWFWM = CULTIVATION STORIES COSPLAYING AS LITRPG; IRON PRINCE: LITERALLY TROLLING US WITH VIV AND WTF TIER BOYFRIEND CHOICES? SAURON AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THE BEZOS AND AMAZON MONOPOLY; JAPAN SLAVE HAREMS, HOLY SHIT CHINA EVERYTHING; ROYAL ROAD'S COMMENT SECTIONS ARE LESS MODERATED THAN THE BATTLE OF STALINGRAD; CAERULEX REVIEWS = BETTER SALES DRIVER THAN AN ENTIRE AD CAMPAIGN; THE LAND #8 SHIT MEMES; FORMER NARUTO AND WORM FANFIC AUTHORS EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE! ALERON KONG USED TO BE A MOD HERE? THE SECRET AUTHOR DISCORD MOCKING DUMB REVIEWS; TAO WONG IS THE ANTICHRIST; THE LITRPG DISCORD'S SECRET FIGHT CLUB; ANDREW ROWE AND HARRY POTTER AND THE METHODS OF RATIONALITY; "IF YOU NEED A STORY TO HAVE MECHANICS FOR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS, THAT'S ACTUALLY NOW CONSIDERED AN ASD SYMPTOM AND YOU GOTTA GET DIAGNOSED."; EMBRACING THE WANDERING INN DUCK MEMES; THE TOP GAMER FANFICS ARE STILL BETTER THAN MOST LITRPG; REVEREND INSANITY IS SECRETLY LITRPG; "IT'S OKAY TO READ AND ENJOY A FLAWED STORY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO RELAX AND ENJOY LIFE."; DRAGON CON AUTHOR CONSPIRACIES AND SOCIAL MEDIA CONFLICTS OF INTEREST; DREAM DRIVE IS ACTUALLY THE BEST LITRPG; MOTHER OF LEARNING IS A CHUUNIN EXAM DAY RIPOFF