fnaf noobs be like:

Holy f**king shit. I want to bang the sister location ballerina so go***mn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to balloras gallery I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f**king sex with ballora. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of balloras robo pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/robot babies.

F**k, my f**king mom caught me with my ballora plush. I’d dressed her in my sister’s skirt and went to f**king town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see my ballora again.

HOLY F__KING SH__! I WANT TO GO TO SECURITY BREACH AND FIND SOME ROBOTS TO LITTERLY STAB THE LIVING F__K OUT OF THEM! THEN GIVE IT TO FREDBEAR NOT ONLY TO UPGRADE HIM BUT ALSO HAVING A CHANCE OF F__KING DYING!!! AND I DO NOT CARE ABOUT A S__T ON BALLORA BECAUSE SHE HAS G_____N B__BS THAT ARE LITTERLY SO F__KING BIG AS A TOWER OF PIZZA AND THE LAST THING: YOUVE HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING SPOTIFY PRERIUM YOU B_____D!