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BOY, THE RULES OF GOLF ARE DIRTY; YOU PUT YOUR BALLS IN THE HOLE, NOT THE SHAFT OR ANY OTHER OBJECTS. YOU ARE A GUEST OF ANY GOLF COURSE YOU USE, SO DON'T DESTROY THE TURF AND FIXTURES. YOU ARE NOT TO USE A GOLF COURSE WITHOUT PERMISSION, NOT EVEN WHEN THE OWNER IS PASSED OUT OR ASLEEP. DON'T BLAME THE COURSE OWNER FOR YOUR POOR PERFORMANCE OR SUBSTANDARD EQUIPMENT. WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR AS NEEDED IN CASE OF BAD WEATHER CONDITIONS. IT IS THE JOB OF THE COURSE'S OWNER TO TRIM THE BUSHES. IT IS THE PLAYER'S RESPONSIBILITY TO PAY FOR THE USE OF THE COURSE.