Ballon Boy is uncannily creepy…

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*imdeddity starts acting like alastor* HELLO…WHATEVER YOU ARE! MY NAME IS ALASTOR AND I CAN’T SEE HOW YOU BEEN DOING SO BAD TO THESE NIGHT GURAD’S THAT’S I FIRST CLASS TICKET TO HELL!

I haven’t been this entertained since the stock crash of 1921!

Give him a hug, and tell him how if we didn’t have foxy, hate for him would be much less. Tell him how Bonnie used to teleport, and give him the batteries to say he’s one of the smartest animatronics. #BBlivesmatter

Me: takes out my portable solar paneled HD microwave and puts Balloon Boy in it

throw the pipe bomb you found under your bed

*grabs shotgun and loads it* you've inflated your last balloon

"This idiot. cant do anything." I go back to sleep.

Me: *throws a shoe at his face*

That won't stop me, fool! *giggles creepily*

Me:*Throws a plush* Who in their right mind would break into someone's room and watch them sleep!?!?

Me, of course!

*Throws another plush*

*jumps at you*

*Rolls off the bed* Now wait a minute don't you think it we are moving a bit too fast here?

and even then i bear-ly know you *I chuck a freddy plush at your*

you*

*I run into the closet to hide with foxy*

i would

*SWALLOWS HIM WHOLE* You're part on the blob now... heh he hehehe

P**iscore

Balloon boy. YOU ARE ANNOYING YOU PIECE OF S**T!

Me: *whacks with the frying pan under my pillow*

BB: YOU HAVE APAN UNDER OUR PILLOW?

Me: who doesn't?

BB: i don't care, that won't stop me! *bares teeth*

Me: *throws Balloon Boy off my bed, mind you, i sleep 5 feet above ground*

AHHH!
*hovers down using baloons*

Me: *bonks with frying pan*

Holy! *falls down*

Me: you're just lucky my dad didn't wake up

Would you like
I c e c r e a m ?

It's very n-ice to meet you and yes I would like icecream