This is all I want. One night cuddled up in bed with my gf watching Spongebob late at night.

I just want someone to sit next to me in bed, completely comfortable

link to text at the top?

:skull:

i just want someone who helps me calm down when i'm taking a deuce and the absolute boulder of a shit is stuck and coming out slowly and painfully

I wanna send this to my ex 💀

lmao

I just want to hold someone's hand 🗿

So true

"Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!"

Infinite W for TheCorruptedPiglet

fair enough