Ah yes let me pick up the stairs to put out the fire

that is literally me.

The sighn doesn't want us using the stairs instead we take the stairs and beat the fire with it and then put the stairs back

Me: Commander, we got something on our hands.

Commander: what is it?

Me: just take a look

Commander: *looks*

Also Commander: launch every nuke we have on that location ASAP.

Me: If it wasn't for that sign my two wives would be dead

Commander: Well yes but... Wait two wive-