Ah yes let me pick up the stairs to put out the fire

that is literally me.

Me: Commander, we got something on our hands.

Commander: what is it?

Me: just take a look

Commander: *looks*

Also Commander: launch every nuke we have on that location ASAP.

Me: If it wasn't for that sign my two wives would be dead

Commander: Well yes but... Wait two wive-

The sighn doesn't want us using the stairs instead we take the stairs and beat the fire with it and then put the stairs back