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I don't care if you said "latest submissions" here have six random images i have

Okay so some Guy find you stabs you kidnaps you makes you do math Problems if you want to leave but you suck at math so he Gets some Black Armless guy to kick you and then he rapes you and you wake up in old Town road,You Jump into The ocean And swim to Kazakhstan but before you step foot on Kazakhstan’s land you die in a Kazakhstani beach

It's Kazakh not Kazakhstani

oh my

I already have a decent idea what happens

You get Raped by Quagmire Some Guy saves you and calls the Police Quagmire Escapes Prison And Goes to Your house and then He Murders you God Sends you Back to Earth Because He thinks You Can Make the World A Better Place so you wake up back In your House and You see The Rape Story of you and Quagmire on the news,Quagmire gave you Neuro Syphillis And you started hallucinogenic Episodes and you were thrown into a Mental Hospital where you Would Also Get the Bubonic Plauge (Because Quagmire Canonically has Every Every Single disease) so your skin started going black and you died A month later

Okay so you get an undiscovered disease from a Millipede and The First Symptom is Your eyes Popping out of your eye sockets and then the Millipede Strikes Back and Gets It’s Pink Lizard Friend to Bite you,You end up Having a Heart Attack and Die 2 minutes and 29 Seconds later

damn.

bro

Okay this is easy you get shot to death by shadow

Okay so Some IRL drama Happens And You Get walk into a Mexican Chicken Some Guy named Gustavo Takes your Order But when the food arrives you don’t like so then you walk out unsatisfied and everyone in the riot is dead and then you go home and Go to sleep A few hours later Gus Kidnaps you and uses A Time Machine to send you back to the 1200s and you are Brutally injured in war and Gus brings you back to the current timeline just to send you on a rocket into the sun and Gus Gets Nintendo sega and Sony To See you die

Why are you smart

explain

So you will be lost in a dark void with an entity and then Noise will save you but then you find Hitler and some Grey chef guy finds you and along with Hitler will beat you up and Then A Gangsta with a giant rat finds you and the Gangsta kills you and feeds you to his rat

uhh what

So some guy flips you off and Says Don’t cry to piss you off even more you get Super Pissed and Try to Beat them up but Luigi Uses his Fireball to Burn you to Death

Confusion

So you are in the plane of 911 And you try to Get off but Osama Starts beating you up so you kick him in the balls land right under The Twin Towers and a minute later you see smoke and then you get home and have Diarrhoea and on your way to the Grocery store the next day Some Guy Grabs you and throws into the ally way and beats you to death

9/11

And the last 2?

explain

Okay so you write down bad shit in your journal then You Compete in the Olympics then Yoshi And Some other Girl Send you to the cemetery in jealousy of You Destroying them in the olympics then you get cocky and compete in the Hunger games where you sadly die