Or maybe a Jewish synagogue or a black church . . . because he claims to have been a constant visitor to both in the days of his youth . . . before even he was faking having asthma while playing football and trying to get out of the Vietnam War draft.
AFTER A WEEK'S PHOTO-OP 'VACATION' IN IRELAND -- DURING WHICH TIME HE CONFUSED THE HELL OUT OF THE IRISH -- BIDEN RETURNS TO DELAWARE FOR A VACATION FROM HIS VACATION. OF COURSE I'M TAKING A VACATION FROM MY VACATION. YOU TRY DEALING WITH THICK-HEADED MICKS FOR A WEEK. THEY DIDN'T GET ANY OF MY JOKES!