I am cursed with a weird smartass sense of humor. I apologize if you don't get it, because this is really pushing it and I probably should have known better and I'll STFU now...
THE SECRET OF LIFE IS NOT BRAGGING BUT DOING, BECAUSE IF YOU DO IT IT AIN'T BRAGGING. FAMOUS QUOTE FROM SOME OLD GUY, OR I'LL TAKE CREDIT IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER...