Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Kid: Im not dead yet tf are you doing

Him: oh god

Kid: Plz help me

Kid:Sh#t

*shots you*

Nom nom nom

"Hehe nEw TrAuMa UnLoCkEd!"

Honestly

I would touch grass

WOW

Nice

Wolfspider: ooh, free food

Welp, looks like I gotta hide this body.

Give it to the cleanup crew

*drags it*

Kid: “pretends to be dead”

Mr. Doom: *finds a dumpster* There we go! *opens it and puts the body inside it*

Free Food! *eats body*

Well there's no point in wasting fresh meat

Give the body a proper burial

Yep

Then sing the Mourner’s Kaddish because yes

hey i know you

irl?

youre the one from that warrior cats rp

yup!

Eat it

*points gun at kid* wake up you little shit

Kid: YO YO chillllllllll

Real?

*puts propane tank in gas slot of flamethrower* Dispose of the evidence.

Oh, well that’s dark

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Kid: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh ok

Literally blame it on a random person

Honestly

Sonic the daredevil: Yo i need to call 911!

Kid: Hold on I’m not dead yet, plz HELP ME

Sonic the daredevil: *dials 911* HELLO?! THERE IS A KID THAT INJURED WILL MANY WOUNDS CAN YOU GO TO (redacted) PLEASE?!

The person on the other end of the phone: Ok stay calm I sent a ambulance

Kid: If I don’t make it, plz tell my family I love them

SONIC THE DAREDEVIL: THIS IS SO SAD AND SO DRAMATIC.

(Side note, Honestly mannn

Kid: Im about to die, this is the end. I’ll never get to have a wife, or kids, or buy a house. Plz tell my family I luv them

SONIC THE DARDEVIL: * cries *

Kid: Closes his eyes and dies

Kid’s Spirit: Drifts off into heaven

SONIC THE DAREDEVIL: * ambulance arrives * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cries for 1m seconds *

Kid’s Spirit:”whispers to sonic” it’s ok I’m in heaven, you did everything you could for me, plz tell my family I loved them, goodbye

Runs across This st in canada