No joke or op ocs, no romance, knowledge of Dragon Ball recommended but not required

Jhon: Huh?
*While he approaches the building, a thick black liquid coats his hands*

You're back at the building

*the thick liquid retracts*
Jhon: So why ya guys here

Frieza chuckles
"For the dragon balls."

(gives them dragon testicles XD sorry but i had to do the joke)
Jhon: Dragon balls?

"They grant any wish you can think of."

Jhon: Oh? Well in sorry but i do not know what or where these Dragon balls can be

"Ah."

*tentacles come out of the ground, forming a chair*
*He sits on it*

Cooler laughs loudly
"Fine. You asked for-"

Frieza launches a thin beam at you

*he raises his arm*
*Suddenly black tentacles grow from the ground, creating an almost impenetrable shield*
Jhon: Really is this all ya got?

"Hardly."

*the tentacles retract*
Jhon: What's next then?

"You leave before-"
Cooler rushes at you

*he raises his hand diagonally*
*A sharp tentacle rises from the ground infront of you, it ains for you but misses*

"Hah-! A big mistake!"
He grabs the tentacle

Jhon: Heh, checkmate
*The tentacle retracts into the ground via a dark portal, you reappear infront of him launched by the tentacle, and he punches you in the stomach, sending you a 30 feet away*
Jhon: Never touch my stuff

Cooler laughs
"Checkmate, you say?"

Jhon: I control shadows, i fought way too many Galactic wars, and my son died in the last, my wife in a coma
*The dark liquid coats the entirety of his body*

You see these three fighting

Jhon: Who are these?

The left one (Frieza) looks at you
"Oh? Who are you?"

Jhon: Why would you care
*The black liquid on his hands coats the entirety of his hands and wrists, out of the fingers, claws start to come out*

The middle one (Cooler) narrows his eyes
"Get out of here."

Jhon: You dare talk like this to the Leviathan King? King of all Leviathan Demons?

Frieza laughs
"You dare talk to Lord Frieza, emperor of the known universe like that?"

Cooler snorts

*the black liquid grows up on his arms and up his legs*

The right one (Frigid) looks at you
"Don't let these two fool you. They could wipe out humanity in less than a minute."

*he laughs*
Jhon: What told you i was human? Or at least fully human?

He chuckes
"A little someone taught me this."

He puts two fingers two his forehead and he fades away

Jhon: Teleportation, a technique that luckily for you, I can't practice
*From his fingers claws grow longer and longer*

He appears behind you and strikes you behind the neck, before disappearing again

*he gets back up*
Jhon: Nice tricks, how about this
*He snaps his fingers, suddenly a gigantic beast made of darkness crawls out of the ground*

He teleports behind you again, kicking you in the back of the knee

*he grabs his leg*
*And throws you on the ground infront of him, black tentacles surround you creating a cage*
Jhon: I know you can teleport out, but i wouldn't recommend it
*Suddenly black spots appear everywhere*
Jhon: Get close to them, and a tentacle will grab you

"Grrh.."

Jhon: What's your next move?
*The gigantic beast summoned before prepares to charge at the cage*

"Guess to teleport back to my brother."
He fades away

*the cage retracts, the beast retreats back into the ground*
Jhon: I see no advantage in continuing this battle if you could call it that way

god im guessing that lsd kicked in