Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a nose so big and beautiful
But not everyone liked it
But they were just jealous that they were dull
They always made fun of him
And said he should get lost right now
They wanted to get rid of him
But none of them even knew how
So they kept making fun of his nose
Till someone called the lpd
All of the other reindeer
Got in trouble for hate speech