Damn

Step 1: Cut hair with lawnmower

if i walked the distance between her eyes i would lose a good 43.8 pounds

Deadass looks like Lucy From Big bang theory

She looks like she eats loose change

4-eyed aliens trying to blend in with humans in scifi movies be like

smash

Deadass looks like what would be a Mandela Catalogue Alternate of somebody

waiiit because she actually looks like sid the sloth-