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dear god

I thought Illumination had a redeeming quality

redeeming?

the mario movie was worse than Hop

the only thing carrying them at this point are the minions

I heard it was good, what was so bad about it

The beginning was too fast, Peach barely questioned Mario when they first met, she just immediately began training him for a quest, Luigi was caught at the start of the movie so he was barely able to do jack shit, Mario got the cat power-up when fighting Donkey Kong and started meowing and purring, Bowser was acting like a 4th grader who was jealous of someone taking his crush, the pickup line he used was cringe asf, Peach turned into Elsa, EVERYONE was sent back to Brooklyn, and like every Illumination movie, there had to be at least 8 pop-culture songs.

The only good things about it were Chris Pratt, Jack Black, and Seth Rogen doing the movie together.

huh.

I heard there was basically no character development at all

the most character developement in the movie was Luigi grabbing his balls to man up and stop Bowser from lighting Mario up like a candle using a sewer lid

And I’ve seen a ton of Mario stans saying the movie doesn’t need character development

society

NOOOOO

Aw, crapbaskets.

You’ve unleashed madness Pizelle

When have I not
I am the spreader of insanity at this point

You don’t understand

What

This man used to spam sing/sing 2 posts for ages, to where it was just sing in the stream

Well
He’s probably learning right

oh god

Oh no.