It's Finger Licking Good!

Exactly

Me about to eat the children first to scare the parents

Me about to abort the fetus and eat it in front of conservative politicians

Wait what

They throw a hissy fit when they see/find something they don't like. Gay beer cans? Cue the protests. Non-racist businesses? Summon the damn Karens. Drag queens in kid-friendly areas? Start a riot. So eating aborted fetuses is a great way to piss them off.

...okay way to make me revoke my upvote

Fine by me. Thanks for the honesty! 😁

Why do I feel like that the first chicken sounds like osmosis Jones but the voice is a bit more gentle and the fortune teller chicken sounds like the youtuber who was the original source of the burger king foot lettuce meme