There is no such thing as a cute baby. Everybody pops outta the cooch looking like Gollum, and don’t say you didn’t, either. Every time someone says “Awww he’s so cute 🥰” about the semen demon you spawned into this world, they’re sugarcoating it to hell. They know they ain’t adorable in the slightest, especially with what they do all the time. They soil themselves like an elderly person, throw up, and scream when not looked at for 2 full seconds. That’s not a kid, that’s an air raid siren with a pooping function.
