This. Is. SPARTAAAAA!!!!!

No-

This is Patrick! >:3

What? Nigel?

Real

mine:
(I love that offensive memes)

😔

W person to simp over

Many, many years ago,
When Persia came ashore;
Heeding Leonidas' call,
The Spartans went to war!

Joined by their brothers
A few against the fateful horde
Hellenic hearts are set aflame
The hot gate calls their name

A final stand
Stop the Persians, spear in hand
Form a wall
Live to fall, and live forever

Sparta! Hellas!
Then, and again,
Sing of three hundred men!
Slaughter! Persians!
Glory and death,
Spartans will never surrender!

Morning has broken
Today they're fighting in the shade
When arrows blocked the sun, they fell
Tonight they dine in Hell

By traitor's hand
Secret passage to their land
Know his name
Know his shame will last forever

Sparta! Hellas!
Then, and again, s
Sing of three hundred men!
Slaughter! Persians!
Glory and death,
Spartans will never surrender!

>:D

W

Turns out the friend group is actually supportive of LGBTQ rights and still acknowledges and accepts black haired kid as a friend