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I THINK IM BISEXUAL HELP; I DONT WANT TO BE BISEXUAL 
MY RELIGION FORBIDS IT I DON'T WANT TO GO HELL PLEASE HELP HOW DO I BE STRAIGHT AGAIN PLEASE IM LITERALLY CRYING I DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL PLEASE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Hey, hey... there is no need to panic, it's okay.
What is your religion? I'm assuming Christian?
If you truly believe in Hell and God, the simple answer is: don't date someone of the same sex. In Christianity, the sexual act is a sin, not attraction. And, if you want to get technical, romantic relationships aren't explicitly forbidden either. So if you were to be in a homo relationship but not have sex, you technically wouldn't be committing a sin.
Honey, you won't go to hell for one sin anyway, especially one as minor as that. You didn't kill anyone or anything, you're just figuring things out.

Don't panic, because you are still figuring it out. Is this the first time you've considered it, or have you been pondering it for a while? If this is your first realization, I'd suggest asking yourself questions and really thinking about it. Do you have a crush? Would you actually want to kiss them? Do you just think they're pretty?
God is love, and forgiveness. He won't have you tortured for eternity, he wants everyone to come to be with him. He's not going to condemn you, I promise.

The LGBTQ community is very welcoming, and we are happy to help you if you need it. You don't have to "pray the gay away," but if you'd rather stay closeted for the time being, that's fine too.
If you have any specifics, tell me, and I'll see if I can help you out. I've had a long journey and have used many different labels as I've learned and grown. I can help you to avoid mistake's that I've made.

Just remember, you'll always have friends here

💜
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Right to be honest
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I'm Christian and LGBTQ... crud
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I don't believe in Hell, personally, although I am sorta Christian (?) Its all up to you.
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I belive in heaven and hell
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I honestly don't think a loving god would have his children tortured for eternity. wasn't the whole point of sending jesus down so that we wouldn't have to suffer like that?
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Fair but people use the mistranslation (man shall not lay with man should be man shall not lay with boy) in the Bible to say we can't be who we are
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I don't really care in the end. Gay, straight, christian, athiest, cat, dog, as long as you are a nice person, I don't mind. personal beliefs are a you problem.
((not meant to be a rude remark directed at you, just a general apathetic statement))
okie dokie i gotta go to bed byyyyye
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but i'm not
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As an LGBTQ+ Catholic, I agree with this interpretation of LGBTQ+ affairs when mixed with Christianity to be theologically spot-on (I know this because I was a bit of a mad-lad theologian of a kid growing up - seriously, I studied the Bible diving in head-first and debated with my town's local clergy about theological topics, too - I remember a lot of that stuff as a baptized-&-confirmed practicing Roman-Catholic to this day, so yes - my source is credible) :>
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Heterosexuals aren’t going to heaven for being heterosexual, why should the gays be condemned to hell because they’re gay?
You ain’t going to hell. I won’t, only if God doesn’t check my incognito search history. If he does, I’m screwed.
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nah nah nah kid, your not going to hell.
i for one obviously am, I AINT ASCENDING TO HEAVEN THATS FOR SURE.
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im going to hell for a different reason.
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dude what the f**k
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You won’t go to hell
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That is not true
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Well I am an atheist so-
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So go to church
[deleted] M
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No thanks
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stop forcing your religion on to people
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I'm not.
I'm suggesting it.
And the user who posted this seems to be this religion.
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"seems to be" dont make assumptions if you aren't 100% sure
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Dude like the only religion that forbids it is christianity
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But it isn't guranteed
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One of the best metal vocalists is christian and Gay
its okay we accept you
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That don't change a thing
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You aren't forced to follow a specific religion, nor is one's fate determined by their personal preference.
Worry not, you're safe.
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Lie about it, it'll be ok, i promise
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No it won't
You just lied to 'em
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Everything will eventually be ok in life
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No, it won't. That is an atheiest way to think.
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Its a nice way to think
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Its an unholy and false way to think
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Its unholy to think positive?
Jeez
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No, to think without any effort everything will be ok and god shall give you no pain
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You just stopped making sense, please rephrase that?
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Ok. If you do nothing to grow your relationship with god you will not be with him in death
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Well, I guess I won’t be with him in death
*shrug*
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Man. Why don't you go to church just for 1 day? i think you would enjoy it
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Maybe I will
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yeah! Just ask or google nearby churches. I am lutheran.
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You experience death? Infinite sleep! Think positive
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its 8 for me
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Wow. You ain't going anywhere, but i tried
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Sorry had to take a shower
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I had to go to bed lol
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I was up until 3 am lol
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oh. what time is itfor you?
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Just about 9 am
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Nope. Infinite life or infinite pain
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And you get to haunt your enemies
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Nope
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Luke 6:27-28:
But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
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Im not a christian
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And? Its a kind way to live, also i think the user who posted this is, so don't tell 'em lies
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Always think positive
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No, that is not positive. You are warping death to your own will in your mind. And that is false
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Honey Darling Sweetie Gravy why are you "Uhm aktchually"-ing everyone's comments and starting a fight instead of trying to help out the OP?
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