the rizz

you got the r kelly rizz bro💀💀

WHAT

BRO-

r kelly rizz

lmaooo bruh

BRUH-

what

stop hooking up with people focus on ryn

Bruh I'm not hooking up with people and me and ryn arent together

Are*

no

i meant what i said

Suuuureee

yep

Uh huh

ik im just joking :)

Alr good
Better be

good

unless….

nah

alrighty then. joking it is.

lol

Are you an alt or a returning user

not an alt.

You new?

nope.

Returning?

yep.

Who were you

im gonna keep that a secret. even if i told anybody, i only had like 35 followers and barley talked. i was more of a spectator to the shitposting and drama.

Ok

bruh

WTF-

what

nsfw pick up lines go brr

no

my humor is broken

lmaooo fr

Mom stop hooking up with everyone

IM NOT

go back to bed

why is every guy trying to rizz you

this is the worlds biggest your mom joke fr

fr

yep

just made a post about it lmao

lol

XD

xd

and then im just ur uncle being normal

you literally asked to be the dad yesterday

there was no dad tho
but now im uncle sam

yet youre the one person that was like "uMm CaN i Be ThE dAd"

im not the brightest of the bunch ok?

its okay

thank u mother

idk

rate me

how

do

huh

forget

ofc

*hug*

*huggo*

bonding

real

mhm
btw on a 1 to 10 scale how much rizz do i got

don't leave me alone with Uncle Sam, he wanted to play "hide the sausage" the last time he came to visit.

HUH

tf

i did it for the funny

That’s also what I do it for as well
Yet ppl think I’m a simp
Gotta be smthn……..

your weird