the rizz

you got the r kelly rizz bro💀💀

WHAT

BRO-

r kelly rizz

lmaooo bruh

what

BRUH-

WTF-

what

nsfw pick up lines go brr

no

my humor is broken

lmaooo fr

Mom stop hooking up with everyone

IM NOT

go back to bed

why is every guy trying to rizz you

this is the worlds biggest your mom joke fr

and then im just ur uncle being normal

you literally asked to be the dad yesterday

there was no dad tho
but now im uncle sam

yet youre the one person that was like "uMm CaN i Be ThE dAd"

im not the brightest of the bunch ok?

its okay

thank u mother

ofc

*hug*

*huggo*

bonding

real

mhm
btw on a 1 to 10 scale how much rizz do i got

idk

rate me

how

do

huh

forget

don't leave me alone with Uncle Sam, he wanted to play "hide the sausage" the last time he came to visit.

HUH

tf

fr

yep

just made a post about it lmao

lol

XD

xd

i did it for the funny

your weird

That’s also what I do it for as well
Yet ppl think I’m a simp
Gotta be smthn……..