Gweneth Paltrow should start selling Goop branded smoke infusers as a trendy new rectal treatment; PERFUME YOUR POOPER WITH GOOP POTPOURRI! MADE WITH SAO PAULO WOOD AND HUNGARIAN ROSE PETALS! THIS CANDLE SMELLS LIKE MY FART
(ROSE AND VANILLA MUSK); It would be so perfect
to see people paying
her to literally blow
smoke up their asses!
