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- Born to a virgin - Is the son of God - Made a blind man see - Made a deaf man hear - Healed a leper - Raised dead people to life on multiple occassions - Multiplied bread - Made water into wine - Resisted the Devil's temptations - Scorned by the ones He made and came to save - Had a good meal with his friends before He died - Became bread and wine - Suffered a horrible death because He loves us - "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do." - Caused giant earthquake and destroyed the temple curtain - Bled water - "Truly, He was the son of God" - Literally came back to life - A s c e n d - Awesome beard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
130 views • 6 upvotes • Made by SpaceFanatic 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
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[deleted]
1 up, 2y
as yes
awesome beard
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y
fr he got a good beard
Randumb.deleted
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
-undermined religion in favor of empathy
-hated religious hypocrisy
-warned against the dangers of wealth

Common canon Jesus w
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
W Jesus
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
then why do I see you doing the opposite of that
SpaceFanatic M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
1. What you consider “empathy” is letting a person walk into a manhole they don’t see because it’s their personal choice to keep walking and we shouldn’t intrude on that

2. Anything I do that seems to go against the Christian faith is said as a joke, like most users here (I hope) and if you find something I say that isn’t a joke, please feel free to contact me

3. I’m not rich
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 2y
1. no dude, it is letting a dude be gay and not be shitted on

2. Ok let’s try to justify your beef against lgbtq

3. Yeah that was mainly cuz you forgot to mention that, i just put it in there because canon Jesus is a w
SpaceFanatic M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Man it’s gonna be fun when you’re done typing whatever you’re probably typing
Randumb.deleted
0 ups, 2y
Oh sorry dude I was animating hang on lemme respond
Epsilon-11_Commander M
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
can he cure my cats deafness
SpaceFanatic M
0 ups, 2y
Perhaps
L1ml4M
0 ups, 2y
Don't forget; he looks like moistcr1tikal
Thewutbird
0 ups, 2y
-Made a blind man see
Og mister beast
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- Born to a virgin - Is the son of God - Made a blind man see - Made a deaf man hear - Healed a leper - Raised dead people to life on multiple occassions - Multiplied bread - Made water into wine - Resisted the Devil's temptations - Scorned by the ones He made and came to save - Had a good meal with his friends before He died - Became bread and wine - Suffered a horrible death because He loves us - "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do." - Caused giant earthquake and destroyed the temple curtain - Bled water - "Truly, He was the son of God" - Literally came back to life - A s c e n d - Awesome beard