What about "Hey guy, welcome to my unboxing video! "

"Thank you Lord, for forgiving me after I brutally killed a man"

Double Kill

"yo guys, quick heads-up from the killer, he says we should we should add some salt and that Marc goes great with some rice"

Confirmed.

yeah the mayonnaise is delicious

the children too

and the 5 kidneys

Hell yea

if they're getting cremated, you could say "oh yeah shits about to get lit".

Yummy