Holy f*ck. I'm scared of even teeny spiders. What kind of spider is that?

I don't know.

Just know that Australia spider jokes aren't jokes.

It for sure isn't a joke

Yeah

yeah

Let me guess, Australia?

indeed

Yea, doing that is stupid, but small spiders are more deadly like the red back. That is a huntsman I think. Or a tarantula

don't care about deadliness. this is more intimidating.

True, just don't bother it and u will be fine. Or u can run away

Fair enough, I've been handling these things for a load of years now. There was one on my schools bathroom watching us. Almost saying "watcha gonna do bout it"

I can confirm, that is a real spider

Yeah

Wait, if that's real then WHO TF WAS INSANE ENOUGH TO PUT THEIR HAND NEXT TO IT

It's probably a dead one

Can you can you hear the thunder

You better run

You better take covee

Shit i messed it up

*flutes*

Ding ding dididing ddddddididing

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

She took me in and gave me breakfast

He was six-foot-four and full of muscle

Do you come from a land down under