And he’ll charge it as a felony

'your honor, this man has in fact never been to a YMCA!'

And after an exhaustive investigation, we have concluded (and will prove beyond a reasonable doubt) that it is, in fact, NOT fun to stay there and that the YMCA does NOT have everything you need to enjoy. As a result, we will be moving for a dismissal.

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