All right. Attention, peasants. When I take charge, I’ll be instituting some new taxes. Let’s see… tax on inhaling, tax on exhaling, tax on holding your breath, and tax on not breathing at all. There is also tax on protesting these taxes. A tax on tying your shoes, a tax on wearing loafers. Uh, a tax on going barefoot, thank you. All right, a tax on thumbtacks, a tax on putting ketchup on a cheese sandwich…