I LOVE ARSTOTZKA SO MUCH!! COBRASTAN ISN’T A REAL COUNTRY >:(((((( YOU NO SAY GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA FOR ONE SECOND YOU MUST BE KOLECHIAN SPY! THIS IS TREASON OF THE HIGHEST ORDER! WE WILL BE SWIFTLY REPLACING YOU FOR ASSOCIATING WITH SUSPICIOUS GROUPS, “INSPECTOR”.
GOOD NEWS INSPECTOR! THE BORDER HAS BLOWN UP! WE WILL BE TAKING YOU TO A BETTER HOME! GLORY TO THE NEW ARSTOTZKA!!
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