Celestia: bloody hell . . . Big house. I live with my brother Evan and his Dad, Severus Snape. Well, Evan isn’t his actual son. He’s adopted, but he doesn’t know that yet. In reality he’s Harry Potter, but my dad found him running away from a pissed Vernon Dursley and so we- Dad, Sev and I, took him in
(Note: pissed means drunk in this context)