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(loads hollow point)
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COME AND TAKE THEM
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Second Amendment maddaf**ka, deal with it
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The FBI won't have trouble getting your guns if ordered, trust me.
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Would they succeed? Probably. But they will indeed have trouble getting them. Gun owners aren’t joking when they say that the only way you’ll be taking their guns is by prying them from their cold dead hands.
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The FBI won't have too much trouble defeating a ragtag of overweight, uncoordinated rednecks that will most likely surrender when the FBI HRT come stopping their doors down.

You're living in pure fantasyland if you don't think the feds can disarm every American citizen if they were ordered to do so. Even if (It's a massive IF) the gun-toting Meal Team 6 that you Americans call a 'militia' defeat the feds, you'll have to contend with the US military and that is a fight absolutely have not a hope in hell of winning.

Like you said, the FBI may have trouble getting your guns from you but they will win either way.
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Yeah, because the US military has never been defeated by ragtag groups that are willing to fight to the bitter end. You can get wet all you want over your fantasies of Americans killing each other, but the American people will always be armed and ready to fight and defend the Constitution despite whatever jackbooted thug thinks otherwise.
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The US military was never militarily defeated by either the Viet Cong or The Taliban, the US high command was worn down and the US public gave up on it's support for both the invasion's.

You can stand and fight all you want but the reality is you will either spend a long time in prison or be killed by the FBI in any attempt to thwart the US authorities. Your 2nd Amendment fantasy is pure delusion and you along with the other demented rednecks will be defeated by America's military might.
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“The US military was never militarily defeated by either the Viet Cong or The Taliban, the US high command was worn down and the US public gave up on it's support for both the invasion's.”

Yeah that’s called a defeat, bodoh. You can play semantics all you want and say it wasn’t a real defeat, but the fact is that North Vietnam won the Vietnam War and the Taliban currently control Afghanistan despite the fact that the US did not want either of those things to happen. And another thing, these “dumb rednecks” you’re getting a hard on for the FBI to murder, a whole lot of them are ex-military or current military, meaning they’re not going to be all gathering in one spot for some drone operator to drone strike. You can spout all the leftist rhetoric you want, but people have guns and they are not going to be eager to hand them over to some jackbooted thug.
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I'll say it again since you had difficulty registering it the first time.

The US military was not beaten in Vietnam or Afghanistan. You're talking about politicians and generals loosing interest, not soldiers being beaten.
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And I’ll say it again since you’re clearly coping by playing semantics.

The US lost in Vietnam and Afghanistan. There is no argument to the contrary. You can blame whoever you want, but it is an undeniable fact that the US lost those two wars. A victory doesn’t have to be the Vietcong or Taliban killing every single US combatant or marching into Washington DC, a victory can just be wearing down your enemies into realizing that continuing the war really isn’t worth it and they leave and go do something else. You can blabber on all you want about “muh militarily defeated” but reality shows that killing every last combatant is not the only way to win a war.
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It wasn't a real revolution, the U.S. government just lost interest in running America, lol.
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I'll make it simple for you.

>The US military has never been beaten. EVER. By anyone.
>The US military CAN'T be beaten on it's home turf.
>An AR-15 can't stop an F-16
>The US military CANNOT be beaten by anyone (as much as I'd love to see Russia and China do it)

You won't and can't win a war with your own government no matter how much you rattle on about 'muh freedomz' and 'muh well regulated militia'
You are never EVER going to defeat the United States government with your cucked semi-automatic 7.62.

Good luck, but we all know that no matter what the US government does, you won't Boogaloo because you don't have the logistics, strategy, coordination or spine to do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7rJstUseKg
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“>The US military has never been beaten. EVER. By anyone.”

Except for the times that I already listed, no matter how much you want to play semantics and argue “it wasn’t a REAL military defeat” like a Starbucks sipping college student defending shitty communist ideology.

“The US military CAN'T be beaten on its home turf.”

The US military HASN’T been beaten on its home turf, that doesn’t mean that it can’t happen ever. Even Rome fell eventually, to barbarian hordes of all things.

“An AR-15 can't stop an F-16”

You also can’t occupy territory with an F-16, bodoh. Also, see how many Americans are willing to put up with an F-16 blowing up their fellow citizens, there would be a revolution overnight.

“You won't and can't win a war with your own government no matter how much you rattle on about 'muh freedomz' and 'muh well regulated militia'”

“Laughs in Francisco Franco, Vladimir Lenin, the Founding Fathers, and every other successful revolutionary”

“You are never EVER going to defeat the United States government with your cucked semi-automatic 7.62.”

And yet Vietnamese rice farmers managed to pull it off with inferior weapons. “bUT iT wuZnT a REEl mILuTaREE DeFeeT!!!”. Nobody cares what you think a real military defeat is, a defeat is a defeat.
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Abandoning a fight isn't the same as losing one.

America lost politically not militarily. If you only count political defeats and not actual military defeats then America hasn't won a war since 1991 and before that 1945.
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“bUt iT WUZnT a REEl mILuTaREE dEFeeT!!!”

A loss is a loss no matter how you spin it.
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Also I find it strange that you have become so deranged by your delusional patriotism that I have become the one defending the US military and you calling them so pathetic they can't defeat part-time farmers with rusty soviet weaponry.
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Not calling them pathetic, just pointing out they’re not invincible. And I find it funny that you’re calling me delusional when you regularly hype up a country that can’t even beat a bunch of farmers and Neo Nazis on their own border.
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>A loss is a loss no matter how you spin it.

America's armed forces didn't lose.
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>>Not calling them pathetic, just pointing out they’re not invincible. And I find it funny that you’re calling me delusional when you regularly hype up a country that can’t even beat a bunch of farmers and Neo Nazis on their own border.

Most of the neo-nazis in the ukraine have already been killed or arrested by the Russian authorities. The remaining goals of the Special Military Operation are to liberate Russian territory from NATO-armed Ukrainian forces, demilitarising the ukraine and replacing it's western-owned government.

The AFU have almost been rendered operationally defeated thanks to Russia's genuis idea to send it's criminal underbelly in as cannon fodder to deplete ukrainian weapons stockpiles and wear down it's forces.
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Oh and don’t think your precious Ruskies will fare any better given their utter failure to conquer the relatively tiny Ukraine.
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Russia has no plans, means or reason to invade US territory. You're talking pure mince.
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hahaha, I missed this Moo Man stuff. Classic!
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If a person attacks me I'll either run away for defend myself as necessary and call the police. I don't need a gun to defend myself.
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Imagine needing a weapon to defend yourself.

[This post was made and especially approved by the Bare Knuckle Squad]
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If you say so...
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Have you noticed that the gun grabbers never wanna give up their own guns?
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Did ye, aye.
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Did ye, aye.
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Did ye, aye.
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I didn't look at what the OP meme was about and what was going on. Wrong stream for me to cross over into with these comments. My bad. I shall delete them now for that reason this time.
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Ayy at least you're not pretending to be a separate person from Vagabondsouffle. I remember that spat you had with yourself.

My only real memory of you other than you being capricious tick, is when you and me found DJFurry's YouTube account and I planted the seeds for you and him to have a falling out. I remember vividly about how you were getting real depressed having to defend yourself from the stupid little flea I manipulated into thinking I was his mentor (Terry Silver style) and how you wanted to take a break because you got real sad taking all my bait.

Your watchful eye on my activity here and your rage towards me stems from your humiliation at the hands of my machinations. Your rage that you fell for all of my trolls and your need to 'get back at me' for utterly embarrassing you, tearing down your ego and all without even confronting you directly.

I destroyed antiflip, I turned all your woke idiot friends against you, I have constantly out-bantered you, I have constantly beaten you.
You stalk me obsessively, you recount more of my lore than I can be bothered to remember myself due to me having a real life beyond this site; All because I am the one who beat you.
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tl;dr

Not according to you.
Do I have to repost these screenshots every day?

But I implore you, kindly do not try to pretend to commit suicide because I was mean to you again and didn't want to team up with you and be your friend. But yes, enlisting DJF and Cody. Gem!
You tried to exploit that schism, but it didn't work - on me.
You then tried doing the same on Timber, but that didn't work - on me.

DJF left because of it, as you did. Because of me.
He didn't listen to me that he was getting played. Nor did Timber. What makes you think I woke up ths morning and decided to fall for your low budget beta ruses this time?
Your DarthMemeusomething went into retirement the other month. Because of me.
I didn't even bother with your earlier Moon.Man profiles who self deleted anyways, and after stomping the 1st 2 (or was it 3?) WhiteNats into deletion left that to the rest when they caught on.
I didn't even know you were still on this site for the last 3 or 4 yrs until the other month. You stayed low. You stayed away. You stayed in your place, as you always do. I don't blame you. You can't take it.
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>>TL;DR
Doubt

And yet I forgot all about you until you came to me with my prior lore due to your insignificance. No amount of trying to find a flaw in me you can exploit for your fragile, bruised ego is ever going to make that tic-tac sized prick you call a p**is any larger and it certainly won't un-humiliate you.

I have already got you living in fear and anguish:
Fear of never being able to find the man-enough to one-up me,
Anguish in your obsessiveness over my every move and action.

I've already won.
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Your words fella, not mine.

Don't get me wrong, this little outburst because I mocked your middle school CGI cartoon hero for friendless Emos, Thanos (did I spell that right?), really is disconcerting, will you attempt e-suicide again to seek my glorious attention that you did not get before? It might affect my dinner plans. *wipes tear*
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It's amazing how easily you've fallen for obvious trolling.
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Aww you self deleted again.

There may come a day when you win against me yet. Ehh maybe not.
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There is nothing against them.
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seethe
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