it feels like a crime to call this "pizza"

Subway made a pizza?

I think it's fake

It isn't. Unfortunately it isn't.

Well there's no way that's actually what they got they probably just had a box lying around

Since it's Subway you probably ask for what's on it

...they asked for an uncooked pizza with what looks like cream cheese on it and like 4 olives?

WTF IS THAT

An accident

Bro when I looked at this someone else in the cafeteria yelled “Does that look like pizza to you?!”

Sir you’re trying to be an Italian stop posting this