According To Genshin Impact Lore, Zhongli Values Fairness And Contracts

Contracts and fairness.

That sounds kinda vaguely like a Mafioso, and I know that because I'm half-Italian (of the Sicilian variant, in fact), so I know what I'm talking about.

It's okay :3

BTW, here's the recipe for making your own Coca-Cola if you're interested :>

Yummy!

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I'm a Coca-Cola person myself

Interesting...

What are you thinking about now?

I'd like to learn more about the Mafioso

"Mafioso" is just a term that means a member of the Mafia, in particular the Italian-American kind.

They're an organized-crime syndicate working in many parts of the world that was created in Italy more than 200 years ago. The Mafia makes money from crime, and they make billions of dollars a year from such criminal rackets such as by arbitrating disputes for criminal entities, protection rackets, making and selling illegal drugs, money laundering, from stealing, gambling and prostitution.

Why do you ask?

I'm just curious and wanted to learn more about it

Oh, okay - for a second, I thought you were gonna go Mafioso-mode and try to emulate the Italian-American Mafia in ways other than their dapper suit-and-tie fashion (albeit on Imgflip, though I'm not really sure how you would go about doing that). 😅

Whoops! Sorry about that! XD

It's okay - just don't engage in criminal activity, alright?

Aw man! You ruined the fun!

Sorry, I was raised too well >_<

I mean he is the god of contracts sooo

Yup! He's apparently the oldest playable character in the ga(y)me.

yeah

no he’s broke as f**k i ain’t want to get blessed with being poor

He'll find a way to pay it off ;)

a god is immortal, BUT DEATH IS ETERNAL!!!!!!

Mkay

*Zhongli gets taken to his afterlife by death, never to be seen again*

*I find him in his afterlife*