September 11, 2000

you are not their father.

I didn't ask

i didnt ask for you to falsely claim to be their father either

Go to bed Del

you first

you first

omg are you copying me 😠😠

grounded

Not if I ground you first young lady

well you didn't, I grounded you first.

go to your room.

You just called your siblings fatherless, when in fact they have a Father in Heaven

i mean a father on earth

and my siblings but also my children.

*grabs wooden spoon and smacks your wrists*

Are you done.

am I done? we dont use religious objects like that. and we certainly don't abuse our parents.

"Honor your father and mother"

but yall dont have a father so i guess it's just mother.

when did we get rooms

yall always had rooms

*breaks the damn stroller and throws a crucifix in your face*

you dont use crucifixes like that. im disappointed in you;

*grabs you by the ear, drags you to your room, and locks the door from the outside*

NOW YOU SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID

Now hold on no one gets to do that to their kid but me.

*pops you in stroller*

*buckles you in*

why are you guys arguing

I will cut off your ovaries and nail them to my door.

Like one of those lion doorknockers rich folks got.

That will be your OVARIES

thats dark space.

youre grounded for an extra week.

now go to your room or i'll bring you there personally.

There are two fathers you respect in this house: God and me.

Now either you go to your room or you don't get tacos tonight.

There are two mothers you respect in this house: Mary and me.

now go to your room, period.

*starts taking off my belt*

GET OVER HERE

*catches belt before you can whip me* that is no way to treat your mother.

Are you talking back to me?

you're the one talking back to me.

go. NOW

lmao

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I'm saved

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