no jokes

On a scale from 1-10 how pet-able are you all

Devin: 5
Alie: 1
Alpha: 3, four if you're lucky
Forrest: 8
Aimant: uhm.....2?
Red: 6
Gear: 3 but don't test me.
Xavier: 6...8 on a good day
Kaitou:depends, pissed off and I'm a -5, murderous rampage, -10, regularly I'm a 5 but if you're willing to give me a good time we can raise that number~
Nat: m-me? Oh I'm uh usually the petter but I'd say like a four?

Now throw those all out the window because your all adorable- *gibs le pets*

Gear: i'm definitely taking a shower after this
Red: stop lying to yourself you rarely ever shower anyway!

I'm cleaner than the people who made AA meetings-

Devin: oooh you know anyone who runs one? i'd love to introduce them to xavier and kaitou
Nat *mumbled* : and you in a few years....

Nah- just know someone who goes to em'

Devin: good enough for me.

Which one of y'all is not gay

*Alie, Alpha, Red, and Aimant raise their hands

If you were to live in any country, except for the country you live in now, where would you live?

Aimant: I'd go back to France.
Red: I'd want to see Norway again and bring Gryffphynn with me.

Red, would you want to live there though?

Red: yeah, grew up there, didnt get a choice in leaving

Ah ok, what about the rest of you?

Forrest: probably canada

Ight fair

Devin: I have to agree, Canada is a good idea
Kaitou: I'll just stick to bouncing between hell and japan

Hah! Fair

Xavier: I'm fine right where I am now....but America

I guess

Alpha: Anywhere BUT America.

Any specific state?

Alpha: nope hop the border soon as possible

Anyone else?

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Ok

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Bye

What’s an embarrassing secret of yours?

Forrest: awwww
Devin: way too embarrassing for me...

xavier: i was definitely embarressed

Understandable mate. Ok, so far, Xavier is winning!

Forrest: i can one up devin's

Alright, tell me

Forrest: so i'm pretty shy right? well I had mustered enough courage to kiss them and that's when their dad walked in, like caught us in the living room in the most awkward pose ever, and it still haunts me to this day

…holy sh1t dude…

Forrest: yeah

You and Xavier are tied

Devin: yeah i uhm, tried to kinda repress that memory

Hm?

Kaitou: i don't have any
Devin: yeah you do. you like-
Kaitou: Nope!

Are you suuuuuuuuuuure?

devin: he's got a crush on xavier!
xavier: uhm what?!
Kaitou: dammit devin....

Hehehe, thank you. Devin, what about you?

Devin: well....I guess my most embarrassing secret is that I did ballet when I was younger

That’s not bad! What about you Xavier?

Xavier: embarrassing? hm.....i got caught drunk at a party and went skinny dipping with some friends

Pffft- that’s just funny

xavier: yeah well we got caught so...

Oh?