Don't we all feel that way?

I’m a time refugee from 2030. I’m so glad I invented a Time Machine and left that Godforsaken dump

If you think this year is much better compared to your time period, you're gonna feel your in heaven if you go back to 2015 or even earlier than that if you want, the cost of living is much cheaper, people don't live in fear of pandemics, and take me with you please.

Yeah I think I should take you with me. I’ll need the help. We can stop Sept 11. Without it there’s no Iraq War and hence no Obama Presidency and hence no Trump indictment and hence no shooting civil war in 2024 etc etc etc

Every unhinged radical ruining America from both sides is a Taylor Swift fan proclaiming “look what you made me do!”

Sorry 2012 can’t come to the phone right now — it’s dead